Monday, December 18, 2006

Sex, Lies & Santa Claws

HERE'S TO WISHING EVERYONE A RAT-FACED XMAS!
Roll up for the Xmas Depcast! Come and taint your festive season with a podcast that is free from Bing Crosby and David Bowie going "per rumpah pum-pum". Istvanski and JDA will not be liable for any mental trauma that you may sustain as a result through being exposed to this shite.
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UPDATE: The Scorseses seasonal song ("I know what you did last Christmas") is available free from this place.

24 comments:

rockmother said...

Hello Vanski - though it was great - really great. And I say, lots of swearing a la Derek and Clive wasn't there? Loved it - more more more.

JDA said...

I still have a laughing fit when I get to the GRIM REAPER!!

llewtrah said...

Oooh, something to any the office with if I end up working Xams day. The headphones will come off, the speaker will go on!

Betty said...

Greg Lake: now there's a man with a very wide face. Oh, the memories of the mid 1970's come flooding back.

Best belching session I've heard since I was last on the top deck of a bus with a load of 14 year old boys sat at the front.

Billy said...

Downloaded ready for this evening's train journey. Looking forward to it!

rockmother said...

Ister - new podcast up and running this evening - it's a bit crap - I was a little inebriated but it IS christmas I do suppose.......

JDA said...

don't believe a word of it RoMo!! let us have a proper 'pissed version' please....jif

rockmother said...

I was actually awfully drunken but I am good at pretending to be sober. I'll do another one tonight I think - probably not that drunken as I'm saving myself for Christmas Day! Mind you, in saying that - is it wine o clock yet? Hmmm.....I think it might be.

rockmother said...

Ister - don't forget the theme tune will you - 30 secs with a 12 frame fade if you please?

Istvanski said...

RoMo -check your email.

Llewtrah - I hope you don't end up working on Xmas day, but if you do the Depcast will help the time pass quicker.

Betty - It's reassuring to know that us middle-aged folk can belch with the best of these whipper-snapper newcomers.

Billy - Good job you're taking the train and not driving whilst listening to this garbage...

RoMo - I have to agree with Jif, you sounded completely sober on your podcast, but what the heck - it was another RoMo winner. When will you post the podcast that you was supposed to post last night?

rockmother said...

Probably tonight for poohcast - I checked my e mail - will e mail you back tonight - been a bit busy today being busy and grumpy around the house. Shall I say busy again? There you go busy and grumpy - bloody Christmas - it's all baby Jesus's fault.

llewtrah said...

Have cool Yule Istvanski! Deadlines met, Xmas day is just me and the cat. She opted for chicken - one larger than herself.

rockmother said...

Oi Ister - no12 up and running if you can face a whole hour of me wittering inanely. Somehow I managed to record the fan cooling down my hard drive rather than my voice! Just as well really. Have a lovely Christmas won't you?

See you on the side xx

Anonymous said...

Happy Christmas dear, dear Ister La Vistaxxx Have a mince pie or three for me chuckxx Mollers

JDA said...

Nice drop of port Istvan!.....hic...

Howesy said...

Nar then me old sarf larnden cockernee sparrar...
Just got back to blighty and managed to hear your burp-fest/depcast at last!!
I must say sir, it was most entertaining.
How about an STD special? Personally I feel genital warts...



























are too often overlooked and underrated...
or is that overcooked and inflated?
blx, i dunno...

Anonymous said...

What's STD??

Anonymous said...

Best you never find out.

rockmother said...

STD's? Aren't they something to do with dialling codes?

Howesy said...

only if you don't clean your phone properly

Anonymous said...

the anon comment is me!! JIF I think Ister has switched? can't comment as normal.

JDA said...

What the smegs going on? it's reverted back!

rockmother said...

oh don't worry - it's just blogger being a twat - it's fine for me. Well I haven't pressed the thing yet and I've got some ridiculous word verification that I just can't face. Oh well, here goes....

Howesy said...

Hey Ister, I tipped off Barnesy re: his namecheck! Ha Ha! He loved it (the old queen).