Futile. Juvenile.
Purile.
Vile.
In fact, every other word in the English language ending in "...ile".
With the possible exception of 'tactile' and 'camomile'.
Verile?
Not after listening to this. I think this may even be available on iTunes...
N.B. Apologies in advance to any fans of Elton John's Goodbye Yellow Brick Road album.
Goodbye Vicarage Road, more like...
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The Jif Dump Alliance has also released his very first podcast - now available from Switchpod.
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Robert Swipe has released yet another of his infamous Bobcasts, number 18 at the last count, which can be found here.
Happy listening, spot-pickers!
32 comments:
First on the block??
I have d'lded yo pdcst & wll lstn asap.
Hope that's clear...
Bosbster
& thnks 4 th plg...
Senor Istvanski,
Questa Depcast estas los testicolos di canes amigo.!!
Inspired, cheers for the airplay, sounded good.
Whot a gent JDA sounds, great interview, i giggled a lot.
I think that I'll definitely be leaving the farting to the supremo, how can one compete with the Proffesional Guffer?
Hasta la vista and that,
Dave.
Another nutty Istvanski podcast!
it's interesting on a technical note; 96kb's hmmm supremo audio sacrifice!! still good though, but I think that I will not persuing a host for future podcasts on my behalf, I have found them wanting? BIG TIME!! my site will be the host.
Who is Dave Howes? he sounded ok, least he can sing!...I.m sure you were slagging me off somewhere behind that accent? you rat!!....and double rat for fading out the guitar break in "Millennium Dance" B**tard!
Oh yeah!....come on then, who's the gent? you know the tall gent in the picture "Guess who?"....I have just ordered that album on CD, plus another one...so you think you know the decade 1965-75 I will make that a regular feature *uck it!
Bobby - Hope you get around to enjoying it.
Dave - Glad you enjoyed it DH. We are still waiting for the 'pay-to-play' cheque that you owe us.
JDA - What supremo audio sacrifice? 96kbs or whatever, I still don't know much about all this MP3 decoding stuff - I just set the convertor to 'top quality' type MP3 and I let the machine do the rest...
Dave Howes is a very nice gentleman indeed. He was born in Griffin Park, dontcha know?
I'm not slagging you off under that accent (I hope you never get to learn pigeon Spanish!), and I had to do some heavy and possibly some premature fades due to time constraints what with the public's short attention spans, etc.
Are you reffering to the butler in the "Guess who"?
Is it Gordon Jackson's father?
the recognised standard is 128kb's, it is a default setting across many software. At 96kb's the drop in sound is noticeable! Most, if not all Podcast hosts allow 50mb per show/cast if you were trying to upload a show at 128kb's it would max out! anything higher, forget it! these are results of my research. Once the bandwidth is used, you will have to upgrade.
Thankyou Istvanskister...I shall hopefully enjoy it as much as the last one matey. I'll let you know what I think...thankyou! I'm about to dye my hair...so I'll have to listen to it a bit later...oh, the joys of getting older when you have to cover up the grey...sigh.
Strewth, Senor Istvanski es muy simpatico...testicolos an all...
I'll be in a downloadnig frenzy shortly. Goodness - so much to catch up on.
Istvanski, I have news of mixed portent. I have discovered the identity of one monsieur Robert Swipe. I have to reveal that said Bob of the casts is an associate of mine in a musical fashion, so to be speak. Tis verily a small world this cyper-place in which we swirl.
Who is this mystery man of which we know him by his name as 'Swipe'?
An ex-postman?
I know he fancies a Gretsch Country Gentleman as well as various female bloggers?
Out him this minute, Howesy!
I gotta say, not liking the new layout! I hate newspapers, don't read em..you've turned this into a SUN look alike? yuuurrrk! orrible.
Gutter press rules ok?
No?
Oh well...
I know the real id of Swiper but I'm not going to be so cheap as to squeal!
I won't squeal either, but I did when I found out he it is! Actually heard bobcast 18 and didn't recognise the voice, how wierd is that!!
Spent many long sweaty hours in smoke filled rooms with the swipester not so long ago....
Aaah, memories...
Must have a lie down.
Howesy - Reveal Swipe's ID or the kitten gets it...
The kitten gets it then!
Did you write that song at the beginning of the Podcast Istvan? That is really cool if you did. I'm having problems with it stalling 'Network stalling' it keeps saying...must be all that funny lingo! By Jingo.
that's 'jellypants' for yer!
RoMo - Fair enough...Howesy (or 'Supergrass', as we know him) will spill the beans sooner or later. The kitten has earned a repreive...for now.
Molly - I'll take composition responsibility for 'Russian Brides'. Sorry to hear that the streaming is getting clogged up...or are you downloading it and playing it later from your hard drive?
I demand evidence that the kitten has been spared. If that is provided, then maybe I'll think about sending the cheque.
I have nothing to hide, Twisted Ister.
Unlike the Howester.....
LOVED the new jellywotsit-cast Kitten Torturerski. Fabulous. We need more.
Are my secrets to be revealed so soon? Don't tell me I have to threaten yet another kitten?
A whole bag of them!
his kitten ate my DVD case! Bas***d
Howster and Swipester:
Information will soon start to filter through regarding your secrets...I guarantee it.
Wait 'till Captain Black gets involved, that's all I need to say.
Dear Mr Ivanoski, I listened to your "pedcast" and found the bits in the foreign languge very confusing. Did you have interferance from a foreign radio station?
I also objected to some of the swearing and what was said about flatulance. My husband Clive suffers from terrible wind and it is not a laughing matter.
Istvanski:
If you want to know anything about me, mail me here:
robertswipe@btinternet.com
I'd just rather you didn't post up anything personal about me here as it affects other people who don't necessarily want their loved one's details smeared all over other people's computer sceens - if that's alright with you... I certainly wouldn't ever compromise someone whom I considered to be a friend for the sake of a cheap laugh. (Well, apart from Ro-Mo, obviously....)
Arsenal win - I am *even more* disoriented than usual today...
Cheers,
Bob
Bob,
The only thing I want to know is:
Are you Glenda's husband in disguise?
I certainly wouldn't divulge any info regarding anybody's real (meat-world)ID on here...that's why we all go under assumed names and I respect that. Protecting the guilty etc...
As for your disorientation, why not lie down and let Glenda mop your brow as you try to relax back into an anonymous blogosphere.
"Are you Glenda's husband in disguise?"
Surely the word T*ttenh*m is missing from that sentence Ister, the Twister la hast la vista??
Thank you for your discretion....(exits in shifty George Cole as Flash Harry fashion saying "discretion? It's my middle name...")
You might want to add 'penile' to your opening comments...
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