Earlier today The Croydon Popular Front made a deal with Howesy to postpone the slaughter of an innocent kitten in return for an AMT latte. The group (pictured left, taken from a stills shot of a Meow-ja-hadeen promotional film) reluctantly agreed to spare the feline after demands were first turned down to reveal the whereabouts of Howesy's right-hand guitar slinger.However, a spokesperson for the CPF said "We have done this to show mercy to these infidels, but in the future we will not spare the worthless life of an animal that shits freely by the front door of it's owner's house and allegedely destroys the DVD packaging that holds the discs to the entire first season of Lost. This cat is still in our hands and we will endeavour to use him as a bargaining tool for future negotiations".
A spokesman for Croydon Tramlink said "Croydon Popular Front? Sounds like a bunch of nutters to me, mate. Do any of 'em work for us?".
12 comments:
"Are you Glenda's husband in disguise?"
Yes Ist. And Christ only knows how we'd have managed our Bath-Twickenham romance all thwse years without the help you and your marvellous railway staff....
Glad to be of cervix, Bob.
Currently grooving along to Bobcast 18 (so much catching up to do).
(NB: This comment's word verification was 'anaul'...)
what are you on. . .As you quoted. . .Destroys "the DVD packaging that holds the discs to the entire first season of Lost".
You know full well who distroyed the case of lost and it was not the kittttyyyyyyyyy due to their impatience as per usual. . .Whos nose is growing longer?
Yes sprunggggggggg
The Croydon Popular Front my arse! Everyone knows that the most popular bit of Croydon is the back.
I also think that the feline in the picture is NOT a kitten and we have been hoodwinked. The offer of a AMT latte will be withdrawn unless evidence is forthcoming as to the destructive nature of said adult cat.
This statement comes on behalf of the Twickenham notsopopular middle.
Howsey. . .Kitten is completely innocent, yes he marks his territory that is true ( what male does not) and guilty of being little-ist hobo.
I must protect the innocent that cannot talk or has thumbs to type this out. . .
Istvanski. . .You are meant to be driving "THOMAS". . .Get back to work. . .NO PLAY FOR YOU. . .
Chazza, an apology. - The accident refering to the Lost DVD packaging was indeed caused as a direct result of one's cack-handedness by your's truly. Unreliable reportage is 'de rigour' for a tabloid blog of such standards that you have just read.
Reparations were offered to the JDA, and this post was never intended to be taken seriously but was partly inspired by JDA's comment ("his kitten ate my DVD case! Bas***d")
Of course it wasn't the kitten's fault.
His teeth aren't sharp enough to cause such damage.
my word, doesn't she get serious!
Istvanski thank you. . your apology accepted. . .
A MOTHER will protect her boys
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SO YES TO JDA Who quoted "my word, doesn't she get serious!"
De' cat accepts your correction of your original Posting and public apology. . .
Quote. . "and allegedely destroys the DVD packaging that holds the discs to the entire first season of Lost".
Defemation of my character would have ruined my chances with the ginger next door. . .
What on earth are you all going on abaat?
what! cat mother?
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