A LOAD OF OLD BOLLOCKS: Pity The Poor Northerners

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

And so should you. To read the true facts about that UK earthquake, click here.

Joanne Casey said...: I share a bed with two dogs and a cat, so I probably wouldn't even notice an earthquake - what with all the scratches, snores and farts. Sometimes the smell gets overwhelming, but the animals don't seem to mind.; Friday, February 29, 2008
PENDULUM said...: I feel the earth move under my feet i feel the sky a tum....
and then I wake up......"who left the radio on for fuck sake .... is there any escape?"; Friday, February 29, 2008
cyrano said...: A small rattle!; Friday, February 29, 2008
Stray Photon said...: You are too kind Ister; Friday, February 29, 2008
Istvanski said...: Joanne - There's really no answer to that, except that I shall be reporting you to the RSPCA ASAP.

Sean/Reckers - Did you feel the rumble over there? Or was it the dub bass coming through from the Finnish rastas' house party?

Cyrano - Snakes don't cause earthquakes. Didn't you study geology at school?

Stray - It's all part of a campaign to get you more readers. Expect another plug from Howesy soon.; Friday, February 29, 2008
savannah said...: who knew? i mean, a quake in england was caused wild/crazy/mad sex? y'all never cease to amaze me, sugar! ;-); Saturday, March 01, 2008
Istvanski said...: In that sense I think it affected Mr Photon more than it did me, Savannah. I slept right through it like I did when the October 1987 hurricane hit town that time.
"Why are all these trees lying across the road?"; Monday, March 03, 2008