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53 comments:
That's just so typical of a Spurs fan to come up with such a childish cartoon. Shunters should stick to shunting...end of.
Shut it you slaaaaaaag!
Up the Arse? I'll give you up the bleedin' Arse my son...
Ouch me buns!
Quack quack oops!
What the frig is this all about thennnnnnnnnnn............?
Aaaah..I love the sweet smell of Tiolet Duck in the morning
You're all feckin' imposters, the lorra ya!
Where's me box o' Hamlet? Liz?
Oh Christ...no smoking ban.
Shite.
Bill Grant
Had a shunt
And popped the Toilet Duck
He said - ooh F@ck
And then by heck
Warning: 'inhale not suck'
[cough] Ooh Bill, you lying toe-rag. I had four of those Hamlets left in the box. [splutter] I'm f*cking sure I did. You've 'ad 'em all, int ya? [wretch]
I've not smoked one of dem, Oim tellin' ya! Dat fecking Howesy's using them fer paperweights.
Come on youse two scruffy layabouts, get this train aht! Eeh, eeehhhh, eeeeehhhhh.
Gawd blimey, give 'em a uniform and they fink they own the world, don'cha Hitler?
Arfffaarrr, do somefing, Bill's getting all upset!
Will you belt up?!? These lot are old enough to fight their own battles. They're like kids in the bodies of stone-age men.
Very old stone age men.
Everyone calls 'em dinosaurs anyway.
Have you made me that brew yet?
I think you should get a professional in to 'manage' this blog.
Aw Jayziz, I give up.
There was an old driver called Harrison,
who gave birth to a daughter with hairys on,
she got into bad habits,
and shagged like a rabbit,
and went through the whole Queen's Own Garrison...
allegedly.
Oh Arffah - you've hidden me specs again and Mum's had a woopsy. I can't find the Bounty to clean it all up and now I think I've slipped in it. Oh Arrrfaaa...
oh my, sugar...what has happened here?
Listen here McSplodge, Liz is a very good friend of mine and I won't have you making up naughty limericks like the one you just did. You'll make her upset and you've already hurt my feelings.
Whaddya mean I hurt your feelings?
I didn't know ya had any feelings!
That's exactly your problem, Bill. You've got no feelings. No feelings for anybody else (except for myself, my beautiful self).
By the way Mr Mustaine, your cover of 'Anarchy in the U.K' was shit.
That's a really nasty thing to say. Let's face it, you're not a very kind person when it comes to words.
note to self: uh.....
Hey Bill, fancy popping round mine later for a spot o' dinner?
The missus is cooking aardvark stew...
Are we a bit unwell at the moment? Been overdosing on the toilet duck again?
Grant, Grunt.....'WHO IS HE, WHO IS HE?
Are you mocking me STU?
I think I surely must be ya daft tart.....
'WANKERS'
'Shut up Klunk'
I'll keep the bed warm for you Kiefer.
KIEFER IS A WANKER, KIEFER IS A WANKER...A LA LA LA a LA LA LA
I've just seen a nice pair of tits.
I hope that thrush doesn't get in the way of things.
'Ere Sid, is this where we finally get to see some birds?
Not 'arf! Yak-yak-yak!
May I be of any assistance?
DOH!
Hey everyone, *I'm* back!
L.U.V on ya,
Bob
Fuck me Ister, you need to lie down!
I'm crying here btw,
Sav, don't worry sugah, I'm sure it'll pass...
for what I don't know for sure, but I'm sure it will.
good thing i'm on meds...i'd probably be worried
Move away from the Toilet Duck. Put the mouse down. This is the voice of the Mysterons.
GO TO BED
Oh Jeez, no wonder Ister's refusing to pay me protectio...I mean "Maintainance" money to run dis soite. Will ye jus' look at all de riff-raff invading dis comments box, I can't take it!!!
Ollie, I'll accept yer generous offer of dinner wid yer missus an' de aardvark - I'm desperate, get me outa here!!!!
I see you've managed to attract another bunch of nutters. Must be the cheerful smile.
hey uuu...Bill, I'm looking for new film material and you seem like a interesting guy with a wealth of experience behind you. Meet me in the 'Codfather' pub (tooting) on Saturday and we'll talk some
You talking to me?
Did you wuck my fife?
Did ya?
Bert! Is that my rubber duckie Bert?!
What am I, a toy store?
You tink I'm here to amuse you?
Hey Spider, fix me a drink.
D'yo sleep wid him?
D'yo sleep wid Spiderman?
Don't lie to me Vicky, I saw dose cobwebs on yer skirt...
Well yeah, but no, but yeah 'cos I wuz comin' home from me sister's place and Spidey said 'e wuz part of a swingers group and 'e wanted me t' join in right, but I said yeah, but no, but yeah, and 'e spun me a web full o' lies...just ask moi sister etc...
I've got nothing to do with you!
Don't even go there...remember those death stares?
I still have the power, you know...
There you go - have a BIG death-stare evils on me Pollard!
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