You can always count on Simon Jordan for a juicy media soundbite when it comes to slagging off the board at Clowntown. Jordan has branded them as being "gutless" in what he believes is a premature sacking for Iain Dowie (pictured, left) who was also the former boss of Crippled Alice last season.Dowie has since told the media that he plans to go to a club closer to where his family are located and intends to move up north to Upton Park.
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11 comments:
We don't want him back.
He broke too many mirrors last time.
Excellent - very good. Love that Ister.
Geoff - Warm welcomings, sir! But confusion within me strikes yet again...do I find myself agreeing with a Palarse fan or an apostle of Chortleton? The next club that Dowie goes to will have mirrors made of highly polished sheet metal.
RoMo - how are you? Please don't work too hard. Save your energy for all those ticket inspectors that you want to 'chin'.
Sorry, I meant we don't want him back at Upton Park. I know I'm in the Charlton catchment area but I just couldn't bring myself to support them as a boy.
I'm amazed that the Charlton board weren't expecting a relegation struggle, though. They're only a couple of points from safety.
What I want to know is why English managers seem to be less intelligent than Scottish, Welsh or Irish ones?
well, I wasn't gonna mention it?
I know what you mean Geoff. Even though Northern Ireland connected Dowie has a degree in rocket aviation, it hasn't seemed to help him much...
I usually get beaten up if I say anything about soccer (did he call it soccer!!!) so I won't.
I'm not sure about football...because I know nothing about it...sorry. But...I do know about boogers. So, I shall be discussing that for ya Isterxx
DH - I do detest that 'soccer' tag, but it's for the benefit of any readers who happens to be from over the pond.
Molly - I shall await your snotty story with enthusiastic patience:)
Great depcast 4 Ister - I really enjoyed it. Excellent. More more more.
RoMo - Glad you enjoyed. Toying with the idea of an Ariels reunion with them doing an unplugged session for a future Depcast. Howesy and Photon seem fine with the idea. Interplod are on the lookout for the Basra Basher. Start petitioning Swipe now for him to get involved - bribe him with breezers, old tights, anything!
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