Well, it's all been organised in a bit of a hurry. Jif had to buy some new strings and I had to have a lobotomy (as I'm currently off Tom-and-Dick-like with migraine troubles) to do this, but just to help Molly, we've decided to do a charity gig so that she can continue with her blogging.Jif will be topping the bill, Howesy will be doing his 'unplugged' session (vocal microphone unplugged aswell), Captain Black will be roped in as an honourary Camode, RoMo will be doing the in-between acts DJing and general M.C duties and Swipe will be behind the bar (if he remains sober enough, he may even be able to serve drinks to the audience).
See you all there.
26 comments:
Blimey! looks like I'll have to wash me underpants a few times to get through this one, Oh such responsibility. anyone got some bleach I could use?
don't put 'swiper' behind the bar! he'll drink the f**ker dry.
Howesy could do a 'on the spot quiz' that'll cause a riot!
Good idea Jifster, I've got some right bastard questions that would go down a storm in Brixton!
For example, who called George Harrison a "Fucking nipple"?
Istvanski, hope your migraine goes the same way as it looks as tho my quiz has gone!
Bit short notice to arrange a gig mate, I've only got a 17 hour set at the moment, and I've yet to perfect my hour of Bavarian throat singing but what the hell, my catalogue of Quo covers with 4 chords or more should take up, let me see, erm, 2 mins 40 seconds, that okay?
Ha ha ha - don't let Swipe behind the bar he'll only lurch around and then puke on someone's or hopefully his own shoes. Me - I need time to get some new tights - I'm sick of hoicking them up all the time - it interferes with my 'Buie intake.
Migraine - nasty. Lay off the computer - that's prob not very good for it. Hope it clears up - migraines are the devils work.
JDA - I've got some bleach...Industrial strength for sewage farm use. Will that do?
Howesy - Hmmm, I can imagine it. A "Quo on qualudes" set will slow things down perhaps? You should know better than to say the 'n' word in Brixton - shame on you!
RoMo - I've been having migraines for nearly 20 years, I still don't know what causes them, perhaps it's down to an irregular eating pattern?
Bob'll get the Buies, you get yer tights and I'll wear me wellies. Then both of you can spew on my 'shoes' as much as you want.
Splendid!
(By the way - fluctuations in blood sugar can cause migraines - but you probably know that if you've been having them for 20 years)!
I blame it on the 'coke' (drink that is)
Migraines are caused by a build up of negative energy because of frustrations from childhood. I used to have terrable headaches, but found that primel scream therapy, as reccommended by Tears For Fears, helped me overcome the problem.
However, I now have a headache after drinking too much at the Fears Forever weblog meeting on Thursday.
JDA - I've severly cut back on my 'coke' intake and the migraines aren't as bad as they used to be although they are still fucking painful. I can put up with the spewing up, but I think I'll need morphine as a painkiller as the usual aspirin / migraleve / ibuprofen / paracetamol / codiene pills are totally useless.
Glenda - Yeah, I'll try some of that primal scream therapy. The last thing I need with an acute sharp pain in my head is for me to be yelling my face off.
Sorry to hear about Farmer Giles' cock, by the way.
You see - I was right sort of then - coke = huge amounts of sugar. What happens after you eat/drink stuff with lots of sugar in it? Yes - you get a crash. I grind my teeth in my sleep which gives me headaches - in saying that - reading anymore about girlwitha onecrackedrecord is giving me a bit of a headache!
Bugger, I overslept, how was the gig?
Dunno, I had a migraine...
"Swipe will be behind the bar .."
Behind *bars*, surely??
What? Dancing in a cage at Stringfellows in your gimp mask? Oh, ok - you can borrow my tights - they're always falling down anyway - don't know why I bother sometimes. Now - where's my Buie Toffee Breezer?
Istvanski. . .Sound advise from Rock mother perhaps you might listen to a friend on line this time. . .
As she quoted:. .Migraine - nasty. Lay off the computer - that's prob not very good for it.
coke = huge amounts of sugar. What happens after you eat/drink stuff with lots of sugar in it? Yes - you get a crash.. . .
Thanks Rock mother. . .As he don't want to listen to me. . .x x
Chazza - I never had a pc 20 years ago and nor did I always drink coke, but I'd still get them. I've told you this before and you say that I don't listen?
Ooh - stop it now you two! Handbags at dawn - I don't know....
Istvanski. . .Now Now Babe...
Listen to Rockmother she is right again no doubt. . And you know I don't play these silly games with you, and YOU KNOW I LISTEN to you especially in bedddddddddddd. .lol lol x x x
Chazza - Fozdyke told me that you fancy that Brad Du Maurier chap.
Oh shit - I went all Elaine again. Chazza - how do you pronounce your name? Chazza as in chas or like shazza as in shaz? It's been bugging me for a week.
I believe it's 'Shaz' as opposed to that dance, the cha-cha-cha!
Hi Rockmother. . .It is Chazza as in Chas. . .Istvanski is on his f u n n y pills again. . .Typical when a man is involvedx x. .
Ha Ha Istvanski. . .I'l get you later and you knowwwwwwww. . .
Chazzashaz - I knew you were a boy you rotter!
Hi Rockmother. . .NOOOOOOOOOOO I am a woman the last time I looked in the mirror a few stones heavier than I should be but non the less WOMAN. .
Chazza as in C H A S
CHAZZ as it sounds like s
cha is the start of my name s represents the rest, I use z as its more fun and a as in full stop. . .
P.s Istvanski didnt send you some of those funny pills too did he? lol lol
Oh Arfa! I'm all confuuused now. Mum? Muuum?! Arfa's gone and slipped me those pills again to make me think I'm losing me marbles.
Aaaowww Arfaaaaa! Mum! Mum! Arfa's being horrible to me again. Aowww - where's me glarses Arfa?
Istvanski. . . .That Darn catttttt.
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