As Swipe takes to the stage...and gives up shortly after to start a guitar string cleaning business (see picture). Fortunately, residents from nearby in Strawberry Hill were unaffected, but many of the local cats were found 'shocked and stunned' seeking shelter in The Pope's Grotto.Tiddles, a tabby from Teddington said "Swipe's guitar playing sounded worse than my mating call. In fact, it has probably put me off seeking a mate altogether. I shall ask my owners to seek vetenary advice with a view to having a castration performed sometime in the near future".
When our reporter tried to persuade Tiddles that he should not curb his own sex life over something as trivial as a bad gig, Tiddles replied "No, not for me you twat, I was talking about Bob...he's the one who would sound better with a falsetto voice!"
Council noise abatement officials and Police are continuing with their investigations. Robert Swipe was unavailable for comment this morning, but has been seen disguised as television's Lenny Henry whilst being spotted taking his dog for a walk in Bushey Park.
9 comments:
if this is more mythology, it's gone right over my head. still none the wiser 'bout podcast? what's the point of it all? why? is anybody really gonna download it?...phone you sunday speak about it then.
Of course they are jda I'm looking forward to Istvanski's podcast - oh dear you sound as miserable as your avatar looks!
Oi, leave 'im alone...he's mah mate, he is.
....you can never get enough mytholgy - especially when it's your own (well, no one's gonna do it for you, are they?))
Thanks for the kind words about the cast Vankster. The bad news is that I know what happens in the next tow and it blows your thory sky high...if anything, they can't *get* any worse.
But there is a football story in one of them that will bring joy to your heart...well, I assume you are happy when the Arse lose - everyone else seems to be....
Thanks again and I will put some ear muffs on and 'listen' to yours....
Bob
I wasn't that bad - I know he's your mate but he did sound a bit grumpy ;-))) (that's big smiles not double chins by the way).
Mr Swipe:
I'm fine with the 'Arse' doing well, I don't feel any bad rivalry towards them, even after *that* Ian Wright episode. It's a pity their first game of the season ended up in a draw at The Emirates stadium, it would've been nice to see them win on new home ground.
I'm an Eagles fan and that just gives me thoughts along the lines of: 'Death to Millwall and Brighton'...at least they both got relegated at the end of last season, so us winning promotion would have been the cherry on the cake.
Speaking of relegation, I see that Sunderland are currently bottom of the Championship league. A case of deja vu perhaps?
RoMo:
No worries...JDA is still suffering from studio blues. You would be too if you had to endure a recording session with Stac!
not miserable really, just didn't have the slightest idea what pudkist was!
"Robert Swipe was unavailable for comment...."
I'll make a statement, Istvanski:
A drink's too wet without one..."
Bob
Ahh, I see, I now get the connection with "Swipe"..wasn't up to speed with this ever growing...thriving community at the time, but now I see! it's a miracle!
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