Spiritual shenanigans at Griffin Park! This may interest a few readers who live in the locality. It's something you can get into if you fancy going from one conspiracy theory to another. They all seem loosely tied in with each other (if you have the inclination to investigate) from The Priory of Sion, Freemasonry and The Knights Templar to Alchemy, Snake Oil and The Philosopher's Stone (not the Harry Potty shite).Personally, I think it's a load of old bollocks. To me, a freemason makes me think of a traffic cop who gets away with a speeding offence. Nevermind the Priory of Sion - what about the graffiti at Syon Lane station? Knights Templar? More like Barron Knights who couldn't play musical instruments and got violent about it. As for the rest of the snake oil stuff, let's face it - humans sin and fuck up all the time. They are consumed by greed and if a panacea for all of life's illnesses did exist, it would've been manufactured by Glaxo-Smithkline (who, incidentally, are based quite close to Syon Lane - do you see the connection?). Sure, if such a cure-all were available on the market, it would mean the end of all the giants in the pharmaceutical industry. But who would care? If everyone was eternally youthful, working for a living would be a bizarre concept.
We all know a miracle at Brentford would only occur if they ended up topping the Premiership. Topping it? They'd bloody murder it.
