The Christiano Ronaldo Caption Competition has now been closed, and the winning entries are displayed below. The first picture has no comment, as none was needed.
"Smug looking Mug!"*
"Please God, make the referee lose his powers of sight..."
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"I guarantee you I will take two dives in the first five minutes!"
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You're not winking any more!
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Ronaldo starts training for his next game.
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SCOLARI: "Your arse won't be this tight when I've finished with you tonight!"
RONALDO: "They can't see from this angle, but now I know why they call you 'Big Phil'!"
SCOLARI: "Just shut up and keep wanking me off!"
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Wayne Rooney discovers that it's an equally satisfying feeling to put one in the back of the throat as it is to put one in the back of the net. *
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