Thursday, January 15, 2009

Goodbye Astoria

It's sad to see the disapearance of another live music venue, more so when it's The Astoria on Charing Cross Road. Not only is it a building that's aesthetically pleasing, but it had such a characteristic vibe to it. Vibes come from an interesting history and in this case, The Astoria was host to many a great gig.
We've all heard how it's been the venue to see The Rolling Stones as well as being the place where Richey Edwards did his last UK gig with The Manic Street Preachers, but for a London venue it was ideally placed in a central position within the capital with adequate transport links - which is fine if you happen to live in or around London itself - though not much of a great venue if you happen to live the wrong side of the home counties. Oh yes, I've seen all the greats at this place. Focus, The Damned, Sham 69, Slayer, Mr. Bungle - you name 'em.
Focus was one of the best gigs. They supported Camel or Caravan (I can't remember which, but whoever they were, they were crap), but Thjis Van Leer's Hammond B3 was a sound so joyful to behold that night that no other organ has come close to delivering such a sonic delight at any other gig I've been to. Leer's quite accomplished on the flute too.
Seeing The Damned here wasn't that great. It was during what I call their 'pub rock' period, a line up featuring Vanian, Scabies, Chris Dollimore (of The Godfathers), Allan Lee Shaw (who he?) and Moose (New Model Army). They played well and with confidence (Rat was exceptional on drums that night) but it lacked the chaos that comes with a Sensible line-up. Best to put that one down to experience then.
Sham 69, who played as part of a punk all-dayer, was entertaining and Jimmy Pursey was every inch the stage clown as he belted out Hurry Up 'Arry. It was the first and last time I ever saw them, and it was just enough.
Slayer at The Astoria was something else. More punters were let in than Health and Safety regulations would've legally allowed and the sweat from the mob was literally dripping from the ceiling, the venue clearly wasn't built to cope with such condensation. This was also the gig which heralded the return of Dave Lombardo to Slayer's drumstool, another skinsman that I regard very highly. Caught in a mosh and nearly crushed to death, gigs like these rarely get any better.
Except of course when it came to seeing Mr Bungle, who stopped off at The Astoria as part of their "California" tour. "California" was their third, last and most succesful album, both the recording and live gig was so overwhelming that I was buzzing for weeks after hearing them. There must've been at least nine people on stage, each member doubling up with other instruments when needed - the high level of talent that trod the boards that night was amazing. It was their second night in a row there and I believe it was on their first night that The Astoria managed to sell the most amount of beer, ever. Well, that's what Mike Patton told us anyway.
I've seen numerous other bands at that place but these were highlights for me and it'll be a shame to see the old place go, especially if it's going to be replaced by yet another faceless office block.

15 comments:

The Wolfmen said...

Adam and The Ants played a fan club gig there once...

rockmother said...

I can't believe The Astoria has gone - epic venue. I liked gulping the warm beer, feeling the crunch of the plastic beer glasses underfoot and the sellotape noise of the sticky floors - and the gigsound was good too! Wrong that it's gone. I'm going to personally put annoying graffiti on the station that replaces it in protest - I think everyone who loved The Astoria should!

Mondo said...

I saw Jellyfish there early 90s, they told a story about Rod Stewart wanting to cover one of their songs, they spent £10,000 on the backing and then he changed his mind..Blow Up Metro, round the corners going too - it's run by a really old mate of mine,so gutted for him - I saw Dion's only UK gig in years there (Metro) couple of years ago

Joanne Casey said...

Aw I never got to go to it.

*waves goodbye*

Momentary Madness said...

You’ve seen the Greats at that place. Focus, The Damned, Sham 69, Slayer, Mr. Bungle. But did you see any really good bands`;-) ;-) ;-)

I hate to see the old places go; a little bit of yourself goes with it.

"Old Beal is coming down
Sweeties' Snack Bar boarded up now
And Egles the Tailor and the Shine Boy's gone
Faded out with ragtime blues
Handy's cast in bronze
And he's standing in a little park
With a trumpet in his hand
Like he's listening back to the good old bands
And the click of high heeled shoes
Old Furry sings the blues
Propped up in his bed
With his dentures and his leg removed
And Ginny's there
For her kindness and Furry's beer
She's the old man's angel overseer"

Furtheron said...

I'd weep in my beer if I still drank.

Seen some great gigs there... Alter Bridge, Marillion, Satriani, System of a Down...

What a loss! One of the last real venues rather than some corporaty feeling shithole.

Geoff said...

Sad that it's gone along with the others and those independent cinemas.

London is shite now compared to how it was.

Axe Victim said...

Christ! I saw a Sreve McQueen film there!!!

Anonymous said...

The band that was 'crap' in our humble opinion was 'Caravan'.

Istvanski said...

Wolfies - Wish I'd seen that. In fact, I wish I'd seen The Ants pre-CBS era.

RoMo - I totally forgot about the sticky floor and crushing plastic cups beneath feet - reminds me of the Town & Country Club.

PM - Dion? Celine or Warwick?
;-P

Joanne - Shame, it was a good venue, not too big, not too small and as RoMo said, the sound in there was great.

MoMad -
"Boarded up
Yeah, we`re boarded up
Nailed up shut
Yeah, we`re boarded up
Music venue has had its day
Death watch beetle band moved in to play
Groups don`t come down from London way
Cos we`re boarded up
Yeah, we`re nailed up shut
Two-by-four-ded up
Yeah, we`re boarded up
Touring companies stay away
Rats and mice take the centre stage
Carpenter`s mate have a field day
Boarded up
Yeah, we`re nailed up shut
[don`t mind me at all]
Two-by-four-ded up
Yeah, we`re boarded up
Pubs and clubs had the chop
Making way for a superstore plot
Some town planner didn`t know when to stop
Boarded up
Come and see us
Boarded up
Don`t wait too long, now cos we`re
Boarding up
Yeah, boarded up..."

Furtheron - True. Wish I'd seen System of a Down. I nearly got to see Alter Bridge at Ozzfest a few years back (when the original Black Sabbath line up headlined). I'm informed that Creed was a bit too commercial sounding for my tastes but Mark Tremonti is lucky to have his own signature PRS.

Geoff - London's getting shittier. As Furtheron mentioned, we seem to be getting more and more corporate shitholes as gig venues (the O2 being a prime example) and places with soul and atmosphere are vanishing.

Col - You saw a film there? That must've been when they first opened The Astoria ;-P

JDA - Caravan were boring as fook. Thank God they didn't lock us in until they finished their performance. Focus were fantastic though, weren't they? Fancy a yodel?

Dick Headley said...

Shame. I saw Jimi Hendrix burn a guitar there once.

Axe Victim said...

Ister - I was a kid at the time. They ran movies there.

Palace Fan thats a NEW Dad said...

Sure is a shame to see the place have it's heart ripped out.

love the place, best concert for me there would be the Foo Fighters or Terrorvision although Airbourne recently rocked the place.

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Istvanski said...

DH - You were one of the lucky ones, Dick. What I'd give to go back in time to see that happen and witness Jimi's performance at The Monterrey Pop Festival. Watching it on DVD can't be the same.

Col - I always thought it had an olde worlde cinematic feel about the place.

Palace Fan - I made do with seeing The Foos at The Brixton Academy shortly after their second album. Venues like that are ideal for them.

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