...we are chuffed to bits to be able to publish this blog in a variety of foreign languages other than the Queen's English. Unfortunately Albanian isn't one of them. Sorry.So, to celebrate our wonderous nation of multiculturalism and for your delectation and utter waste of time (along with the chance for educational and linguistic improvement), we are proud to present The Croydon Chronicles in no less than seven different mother tongues.
3. Cockney 4. Elmer Fudd
Notice to all Jive students: Be sho' man t'promptly attend da damn start uh class at 8pm sharp. Jes hang loose, brud. Slack punctuality gots'ta not be tolerated.
9 comments:
Thats very good but you missed the best one!!
I'm still waiting for my lessons on "How To Speak West Country". My tutor Ian Holloway is a bit busy at the moment.
I thought it was already in Cockney, me old tweacle...
Nah, you're getting sarf Lahndahn drawl mixed up wiv yer actual Cock-er-nee! Our Cockney translator (A Mr S. Culture) has worked around the old hickory dickory to ensure that wot yer gettin' is the real Tony Molloy. Oi!
Wot no Klingon?
Anyhows, you owes me a new keyboard.
We're working on it.
How come I owe you a keyboard? Have you worn out that Vox Continental already?
Ya can't have a knees up without a Joanna.
Gertcha
wtf happened while i was away??????
We've gone all multi-cultural.
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