She's gone to join her billionare oil tycoon sugar daddy J. Howard Marshall (inventor of the guitar amplifier) in the sky. I'll miss her formidable acting talent(s). She deserved an Oscar for her appearance in The Naked Gun, didn't she folks?
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Yes indeed. Very underrated. I feel quite sorry for ANS in a way. Not sure why. Sniff.
Yes. I do too. I ashamedly admit that I used to rather enjoy the Anna Nicole Smith Show for all its gare-ishness and trashy trailerness. She was such a tragic heroine of adversity. And I used to love Bobby Trendy her revolting 'style advisor'. He was such a false little shit. Anyway - it's all very sad. Poor Anna Nicole.
As a man never have understood the Playboy type attraction. Poor Nicole. She's such a frump.
DH - Thing is, the race is on as to whom will inherit the inherited millions. There's a lot of money involved and there's no room for empathy when it comes to a dead human, no matter what her hair colour or chest size.
RoMo - I never did see the ANS or Bobby Trendy...I'd imagine that there are quite a few YouTube clips up there now. I shall investigate.
"the race is on as to whom will inherit the inherited millions."
Right, and I got locked in an airplane toilet with her once. I've got my name on the list.
It beggars belief really doesn't it? Poor baby - apparently it could even be the dead Octogenarian's offspring via frozen sperm or one of 30 other people's? 30? DNA test anyone?
RoMo - The latest twist in contesting the will for wonga is that Headley has thrown his hat into the ring after admitting to an airplane liason with Ms Smith.
She was nothing but a wanton hussy.
Well I don't know rm. If they scrape much more DNA of that baby there'll be nothing left to fight over. (Harmless quip)
It's awful how you can't choose your parents.
Is that her bust or did she nick a couple of bits off the Thames barrier?
No - she's just smuggled a few melons!
Hot off the press! She left all her estate to her son...
who died last year...
so that's cleared that up then.
Social observation from t'other day:
A group of students on Twickenham station were discussing ANS, one said:
"If you'd been the one to find her, 15 minutes after her death, she'd still have been warm...
would you...?"
Hmmmm.
Answers on a postcard to Necrophiliacs Anonymous,
75 Stiff Street,
Morgue,
Holland.
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