You can always count on a cult punk figurehead to get stuck into situations that are dire and stagnant. Take British politics, for example. Whilst I was a-wandering the interweb, going from sites such as this (see last post) to this, I got hoodwinked into visiting this site, the online home of the Blah Party.*
I've never, ever, voted in any General Election due to my own pessimistic feelings about the numerous untrustworthy wankers that run for political office. Step in, Captain S...
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CS and his party have a few interesting things to say which can be read in their manifesto, namely, stop the F.A. from paying Sven "I'm a cock" Goran Eriksson thirteen grand a day for doing sod all. Re-invest it into youth soccer, blah, blah.
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The Blah Party may be the next serious political organisation to threaten the establishment since The Monster Raving Loony Party.
You have been warned.
7 comments:
I saw this on myspace the other day as I am a sad bastard and invited Captain to be my friend! I meant to send you the link as I know you are a fan - looks like you found it anyway. I'll be voting!
I've joined!
Of course you realise you won't be able to trust the Captain anymore.
Personally, I'm waiting for Rolf Harris to run for something and then I'll be leaving the country.
RoMo - In for a penny, in for a pound. I think I'll join as well.
Howesy - Who said I trusted the Captain in the first place? Well, ofcourse I can trust him really, he's an Eagles fan, so he's not that bad. When it comes to comparing him with, say, any other MP then he's the lesser of two evils.
The country (and especially vets) will be a lot better-off if Rolf Harris had any real power.
Imagine Rolf's conference speech...
"G'day folks, heh heh heh, hey listen, I've had a little think about a new party logo.. splonge split splat... can you see what it is yet?..."
I once encountered the bloke who took over as leader of The Monster Raving Loony Party from Screaming Lord Sutch. He was the landlord at a pub in Devon near where we were holidaying. The musical accompaniment for the evening was a wowing and fluttering cassette tape of the greatest hits of 1974 played at very low volume and the pub meal we ordered was a chicken curry with crab sticks in. We didn't ask for the crab sticks but he looked at us all hurt and said "... but I thought it would be a nice surprise for you".
If the Captain ends up in that state, gawd 'elp us.
Betty - Captain wouldn't end up in a state of offering you a chicken curry...he's a vegetarian.
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